As a matter of fact “QWERTY” keyboards weren’t exactly designed for saving time, they were designed to be slow as hell so people wouldn’t inadvertently break their typewriters while writing screenplays to shitty black & white silent films. True, you can argue with us and say “jamming a typewriter and breaking it are two different things”, but so is keying a car and slashing its tires but both’ll piss you off if someone did that to you.
So with that said here’s the number of a good bodyshop in town that also sells tires. You’re going to need it, asshole.

As a matter of fact “QWERTY” keyboards weren’t exactly designed for saving time, they were designed to be slow as hell so people wouldn’t inadvertently break their typewriters while writing screenplays to shitty black & white silent films. True, you can argue with us and say “jamming a typewriter and breaking it are two different things”, but so is keying a car and slashing its tires but both’ll piss you off if someone did that to you.

So with that said here’s the number of a good bodyshop in town that also sells tires. You’re going to need it, asshole.

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